How to recover from being denied a kiss
…do you wanna taco’bout it?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Okay so I was like five when this happened. And it was early in the morning, I don’t remember how early but I was the only one up in my house. I looked out my window and I saw my neighbor Holly in her driveway. She was four at the time so older me now realizes something is wrong with this picture.
Anyways, I went outside and called over to her to play. We went inside my house and decided to hide behind the couch because you know, that’s just how five year-old kids like to play. We had some toys back there with us and we were having a grand old time.
Eventually, Holly’s parents realized she was gone. And they freaked out. Understandably, when the neighborhood couldn’t find her they called the police. I guess they figured she had been picked up by some crusty old murder and not her friend the next house over.
It’s not like we didn’t know they were looking, either. But we were five and it seemed more like a game of hide and seek than kidnapping. My brother RJ found us behind the couch and I got to walk outside and see Holly’s mom sobbing to a police officer.
It’s not a very fond memory. But it’s a good story. My childhood had a lot of questionable moments though. Like the rock fight or that time my best friend and I built a bonfire and then didn’t get in trouble for it because I burned myself.
GOD DMMIT I WAS EATING SOME TACOS FROM TACO BELL AND I PICKED UP MY LAST TACO AND RIGHT AS I WAS TAKING A BITE I JUST THOUGHT “FINAL LAP!” AND I CHKOED ON MY TACO
today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it
how do you get detention in drama
long story short he kicked the ceiling by accident
how do you kick a ceiling
this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them
how do you DRESS like the music you listen to???
as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume
real fans imagine the dragon costume
i’m a bare naked ladies fan and let me tell you
isn’t it just the most surreal thing that this meme is still going around and has been going around for so long that many people today are younger than this meme. it has thrived and adapted itself to several situations and continues to exist even today like it were some sort of ancestral story passed down for generations from mother to daughter and so on. it changes itself to fit along with youtube comments, forums, or popular chat systems. facebook, twitter, 4chan, all of that. and it continues to exist as a timeless artifact. incredible.
70-What is your favorite thing to do?
I do enjoy just hanging out with some people. But my favorite thing to do right now is to sit in front of the fireplace and watch Fringe
71-What’s your favorite color?
Probably purple. It’s grown on me a lot these last few years.
72-What’s your favorite band/singer?
NO SUCH THING. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME ANSWER THIS
73-What’s your favorite movie?
A Bug’s Life. (I have to answer that on principle. With A Bug’s Life out of the running it would probably be My Name is Jerry or Whip it)
74-What are your favorite books?
The Book of Joby is really good.
75-What is your favorite quote and why?
I don’t have a favorite quote. There are a lot of quotes I really like. I’ll list them later if I remember.
76-What is your favorite word?
77-What is your least favorite word?
78-What is your favorite type of food?
I really like burgers but we are currently not speaking on account of some poor choices I made. So Sorbet.
79-You favorite ice cream?
80-What’s your favorite animal?
81-Dogs or cats?
82-Describe your favourite texture:
I don’t know…soft t-shirt?
83-What is your favorite flower?
Don’t have one
84-What’s your favourite scent? And on the opposite sex?
Fresh baked bread. And if I ever met a guy that smelled like fresh baked bread? Wow.
85-What is your favorite season?
These cold winter months (which coincidentally does include the end of fall in my mind)
86-What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die?
SDCC, NYC, Warehouse 13…I don’t know
87-What are four things you can’t live without and why?
Burger. Coke. Bread. Fireplace. I have very simple needs.
88-Which mythological creature are you most like? Why?
I am most like a phoenix because every once in awhile I burst into flames and then I am reborn in my ashes.
89-What’s your favorite television show?
Warehouse 13. But I really love Fringe. A lot. And Middleman. (They’re all over)
90-Favorite place to shop at?
91-Say 2 facts about your favorite things:
One is bread
The other is fireplace.
Family, childhood and places
92-Say 4 facts about your parents:
I don’t want toooooo
93-Are you more like your mom or your dad?
I don’t know. Probably my dad
94-Do you have any siblings?
One sister. Two brothers. All older.
95-Say 9 facts about your family:
Oh no 9 is too many. They’re all a bunch of dorks. We have dinner on Sundays. This Friday my sister is getting married…to a big dork named Tyrone. Tyrone bought me Marten. Tyrone is cool.
96-What’s your relationship like with your family?
Eh. It’s more than milk but not quite a milkshake you know?
97-Say 7 facts about your childhood:
Seven is also too many. I was outside a lot. I practically lived in the creek by our house. I played a lot with my best friend Sophia. We would pretend to be dragons or wolves or something…everything. I was a pretty messed up little kid actually. But I was cool.
98-The best and the worst childhood memories:
Best? I don’t know. Probably those summer nights when the whole neighborhood was at the fire and the kids would just run around in the dark. Worst? Easy. I always feel really bad about the time I kidnapped my neighbor and the police got involved.
99-Say 6 facts about your home town:
It’s kind of a dinky place but it’s bigger than I give it credit for. I alternate between loving it and hating it. We have a really big fork. It’s covered in snow right now. Brad Pitt’s parents live by me. It’s where dreams come true…
100-Are you going out of town soon?
101-Where would you like to live?
Probably San Francisco. I don’t know.
102-What would your dream house be like?
103-Where would you go on your dream vacation?
104-Where you want to be right now?
I want to be in a place where I don’t have swim practice at 1.
105-Top three places to visit:
for the question thing, in all my glorious sticky up bed hair
111-Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
Maybe. I probably could but I wouldn’t want to…
2-Post a picture of yourself.
in all my bedhead glory
It doesn’t want to post. Hang on
16-Have you ever considered plastic surgery? What would you alter about your body?
Never thought of it.
4-What is your entire name?
Nicole Therese Anzalone. (But I’ve always been Nikki)
5-How old are you?
16 in January.
105-Top three places to visit:
uh…Lake of the Ozarks. I don’t know
this dress was fucking iconic
i didn’t even know who she was when i saw her in this dress, i just remember thinking she looked damn good.
Anyone that’s paying attention.
This is to say I’ve never really sat my family down and said “Yo dudes I’m kind of a gaywad”
But if they were paying attention to everything else…they’d know