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Pretend this rock is a seed.
I spend a lot of time around rocks.
Nikki. She/Her. He/His. It really doesn't matter to me. 16. I make poor choices. Sometimes I tape things to my face. In middle school people thought I was so funny they gave me an award. It sits in my room as proof I am funny to kids ages 12-15. I have seen the movie A Bug's Life more times than any human being was meant to see it.
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deadgeneration:

Kanye West just got his ass whooped by a sad Canadian lesbian I mean damn son.

3 hours ago on July 28th | J | 106 notes

oh hey it’s karen! she’s being evil!

3 hours ago on July 28th | J | 0 notes
Tagged as: #falling skies 
me: I miss Hal's old girlfriend Karen
mom: She was literally in like five episodes before turning evil
me: yeaaah
4 hours ago on July 28th | J | 2 notes
Tagged as: #falling skies 

cobie-smulders:

Favourite Movies: Matilda (1996)

"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique and special, for better or for worse."
4 hours ago on July 28th | J | 9,326 notes
Tagged as: #good movie 

a-princess-in-disguise:

death-by-lulz:

tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing

but it ended up being adorable

5 hours ago on July 28th | J | 202,433 notes
Tagged as: #dexter 

I think it wasn’t fair that in the dance party at the end of the season, only two of you got to be in it. So i’m calling a dance party right now. [x]

5 hours ago on July 28th | J | 977 notes

dear springfield friends,

you have permission to come to my house tomorrow. just give me a heads up so i can put on pants first.

love, nikki

5 hours ago on July 28th | J | 0 notes

the new O2STK is LIVE!

okbjgm:

because you DEMANDED it!

because you PAID for it - through crowd-funding!

all the legacy middlebooks, volumes 1,2,3,4 and 3.14 are now available through amazon  at o2stk.com!

don’t pay ridiculous prices for middleman books on the collector’s market - the big green cheese is here, in beautiful large-size editions lovingly remastered from the original art!

THE MIDDLEMAN IS BACK!

www.o2stk.com

image

5 hours ago on July 28th | J | 89 notes
Pete: What's your damage, Heather?
Claudia: What?
Pete: Boy, if anyone should get that reference, it's you. Stream it, download it, Wikipedia it, Google.
7 hours ago on July 28th | J | 17 notes

jordandorkvaris:

The “Ballpit of Denial” at today’s #CloneClub meetup!

7 hours ago on July 28th | J | 957 notes

okay but instead of coffee shop AUs

officialtribble:

  • Modern royalty AUs
  • Accidentally read his/her diary AUs
  • Egyptologists AUs
  • Rockstar and groupie AUs
  • Book club AUs
  • Met at comic con AUs
  • Lifeguard AUs
  • 1920s con artists AUs
  • Running from the police AUs
  • Librarian AUs
  • Rebels against the government AUs
  • Internet friends AUs
  • Time traveling AUs
  • Struggling artists AUs
7 hours ago on July 28th | J | 71,896 notes

fun date idea:

watch me play video games

9 hours ago on July 28th | J | 3 notes
Tagged as: #yes 

castielsconvictions:

rifa:

shank-flank:

elysethekraken:

gogomoth:

nope im not a fully grown adult sir, no sir

SHOUT-OUT TO ALL MY FRIENDSHIPS ON TUMBLR WITH TEENAGERS

YOU ALL HAVE BETTER BLOGS THAN I DO

YOU ARE THE FUTURE AND I AM OKAY WITH THAT

‘omg I love you you are so kind and aaaaah how old are you’

‘16 how old are you?’

‘2-23…’

I think this when I’m chatting with people on here and then look at their blog description and its like ‘16/17’ and I’m like holy shit you are the same age as my baby sister what the hellllll

Yeah but for those of us who have older tumblr friends, thank.

9 hours ago on July 28th | J | 71,958 notes

bunrobot:

"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"image

9 hours ago on July 28th | J | 60,426 notes

Destiny’s Races

9 hours ago on July 28th | J | 2,696 notes
Tagged as: #Destiny